Fuck Machine
As I was scrolling through the smut on X.com timeline, I saw something incredible: a woman straddling the largest dildo I'd ever witnessed. She was sitting on it, and next to her, she had what appeared to be a turntable. She was twisting a knob, similar to a DJ at an EDM concert. I was captivated because I'd never seen anything like it. Simultaneously, I was both disgusted and aroused... let's just say I shot my wad.
Since then, I've developed an unusual fetish for giant dildos and their use. I had no idea that Fuck Machine and Dildo Machine were actually mass-produced. I'd imagined some weirdo in his basement, crafting these things one at a time. Through my extensive research, I discovered these machines can cost up to $600. I'm no engineer, but I think I could attach a giant dildo to a jackhammer.
I think I found a new hobby
Since then, I've developed an unusual fetish for giant dildos and their use. I had no idea that Fuck Machine and Dildo Machine were actually mass-produced. I'd imagined some weirdo in his basement, crafting these things one at a time. Through my extensive research, I discovered these machines can cost up to $600. I'm no engineer, but I think I could attach a giant dildo to a jackhammer.
I think I found a new hobby
